- To never have to work retail again
- To own 5 dogs, big fluffy ones
- To live in the woods, in a cozy little cabins
- To have a room where 2 walls have floor to ceiling windows and the other two have floor to ceiling bookshelves. Full of books. Duh.
- To punch a Nazi in the face
- To never have to get up before sunrise to go to a shitty deadend job
- To brawl in a Waffle House parking lot once before I die