Fashion is stupid. Exceedingly stupid.
Clothes for women are so impractical; either too short, too thin, too cutesy, too slutty, or too old-fashioned.
I can dress in a short skirt and be called a slut, only because I am showing off my legs (oh god no, not legs! that’s too damn sexy).
I can wear a cropped sweater and be called dumb because no sweaters are a normal length.
I can wear a professional blouse and freeze half of the day because it’s made from the thinnest materials available (why? people don’t want to see my nipples when I’m giving a presentation).
I can wear a moderate length skirt and get dirty looks for not dressing my age. (Oh god, now I’m not showing enough leg! Where will the madness end!)
Or I can wear a simple t-shirt with unicorns and rainbows on it and look like I’m an 8 year old girl (even though I pay taxes and vote).
There’s no winning unless you start wearing men’s clothing and then people judge you based on stereotypes of sexuality.
Like, what do you people want from women? We can’t be naked unless it’s on paper and we can’t wear practical clothing unless we’re crazy, old, lonely, cat ladies and we can’t wear 90% of clothing available without getting shit for it. So what do you want?