Yes, this is a real thing.
Especially for all the grey area adults, those kids born between 1994 and 2000, who aren’t millennials and aren’t Gen Z kids. And are coming into this world as adults and frankly sucking ass as it.
So we coined the term disaster adult. Here’s to my fellow disaster adults.
To all the kids stuck eating ramen for 3 meals a day because they weren’t really taught how to grocery shop.
To all the kids who can tell you the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, but can’t tell you how a tax bracket works.
To all the kids who can drive a car but can’t change a tire.
To all the kids who can’t afford fresh produce because they have to pay for their lights to stay on.
To all the kids who drown their sorrows in social media and memes because they can’t afford therapy.
To all the kids coming to terms with the capitalist hell we exist in that dictates our every decision in life.
I raise my glass to you.